I was watching Saturday Night Live tonight and Amy Poehler delivered the line "Panty Crickets" in reference to Britney Spears picking them up from KFed.
Made. My. Night.
Other lines from this weekend:
Summer Tent Sale: In reference to the binge of sexual freedom that summertime brings. Good times for all.
Rectal Cavity of Llamas: They're apparently quite huge according to Maggie, the vet student. Who knew?
I'm off to the Royal Winter Fair tomorrow morning. I'll update this post with appropriate links tomorrow.