Thursday, August 31, 2006

Malaiserific yo!

Am feeling stretched too thin to make any sort of fun post. I was going to write about my recent attempts to impersonate a construction workers' gut with illustrations of me AND MY JACKHAMMER. But even that sounded whiny, frustrated and angry.

And a post of me using a jackhammer should be full of joyful, bouncing phallic imagery. Nothing satisfies the inner Napoleon like a ginormous extendo-cock.

Peace Out.

5 comments:

Samantha said...

You never fail to make me laugh. :)

lorraine said...

Cheer up there, sparkly. Or at least rest assured that I'm grumpy and right there with ya in Stretchedthinville.
L:

marta said...

i don't think that this will make you feel better, but i am in the 'low's' as well .. not happy, really not happy, too bad it's so far otherwise i would come to see you right away :-)

denny Mcmillan said...

Hey turn that frown upsidedown.......Denny's back in town......see wed. at the SnB

I'll stitch,you bitch.
It'll be grrrreaatttt.

Oh hey lorraine come out and knit/spin with us.DARE YA.
love denny xoxox

Lorraine said...

Uh oh, a dare from Denny! I'm supposed to be hooking up with two neighbour knitters as the three of us put squares together for our other neighbour knitter friend who is having a baby in days (minutes, possibly).

Let me check with the neighbours and my conscience and see what I come up with. Maybe I'll drag them along. Thanks for the nudge... L: