Wednesday, May 03, 2006

It's time for another Day of TTC Judgement!

It's been awhile since I've had a TTC judgement day. BRING IT ON ASSHATS!

This morning I took the subway because I had too much stuff to roller blade with. True to form the subway car was CRAMMMED by the time it got to Broadview Station. I tucked myself in neatly between the wall of humanity and the door which was getting ready to close behind me or so I thought.

All of a sudden I feel a set of hands on my lower back pushing me into the wall of people in front of me - I turn around to see what mofo thinks that this is a good idea at 8:45 am and I am confronted with FOUR GIGGLING TINY ASIAN GRANNIES. Seriously, they were at least 6 inches shorter than me, which puts them at 4'6'' and BULLIED ME INTO THE CROWD.

They were obviously on their way for a day of saving young orphans because that's the only reason they could have been in such a rush that they had to cram my fat caucasian ass into 4 other peoples asses.

Thus reminding me that yes, it's still true, I hate rush hour and I'm helpless against pushy Asian grannies.

9 comments:

tapeheads said...

Don't feel bad, most people are helpless against pushy Asian grannies. I'm personally terrified of them. That may be childhood conditioning though.

tapeheads said...

Oh, and they were probably running late for the bus to CasinoRama. Much more important than the orphans.

Jay said...

It's always the little ones you need to watch out for! A gallery of dangerous short-asses might include Hitler, Napoleon, Bette Midler and Quasimodo (although we are not sure if his appearance on this list is totally warranted or not since he could, technically, have been faking the bad breath, stoop and hump just to get hot French chicks).

krista said...

oh my god. you are hilarious.

Steph said...

You gotta learn to pack light. Or get a bike--you can carry more.

Jen said...

Jay I feel it's ironic that I was *obsessed* with napoleon for a long long time. i feel he was a kindred spirt for me...nice to have the Aussie's representing on my girl hole....mom would be proud :)

Kelly said...

One day you're going to have to trade TTC stories with Angie from the Knutty Knitters, because hers are as funny as yours!

Not An Artist said...

Broadview station? At 8:45? Did you at least make it through before they stopped all the trains because of some delay at Spadina station, because that is my TTC judgement for today. I think it was at about 8:50... we hates the ttc sometimes, yes we does.

Jen said...

Hey M - I was the last train out...